Re-Learned Lessons

Today Little Man in 2 weeks old and it's amazing how many things I've had to re-learn in that short period of time. Here's a sampling...

I can indeed vacuum the whole house with only one arm.

It is possible to pee, poop, and spit up at the exact same time.
(But only when your diaper is off)

Continuous sleep is so overrated.

There should be a new Olympic sport and it should involve teeny tiny snaps and legs that never stop kicking.

My right bicep is going to quickly dwarf the one of the left!

Dad's can sleep through anything.

Dad's are really good cuddlers!

It is really okay to still have my pj's on in the middle of the afternoon.

Sleep sacks are my new best friend.

We'll see what else I learn in the weeks to follow.